Friday, February 8, 2008

niusence bowlers

woke up at 12.30 today!! haha.. still felt tired though.. went to my mum's aunty house 1st today and had lunch there not to mention hong baos.. haha.. went to the temple after that followed by my paternal grandparents' niche at serangoon area.. went home after that for an hour before leaving again to watch ah long pte ltd with my family at TM.. the show was very funny.. definetely worth watching.. haha..

went for dinner with my mum and dad at simpang bedok.. tried the new australian restraunt, mad jacks.. had their fish and chips, which IMO, has too much flour.. their cakes look really tempting, but they're too dry and hard.. not worth the money.. went home to get my bowling balls, and then went to the club to bowl..

wanna talk about leisure bowlers here for a moment.. i REALLY cannot stand them man.. NO ettiquet at all.. let me describe to you what a regular idiot bowler would do at the alley:

1) Stand on approach and take his/her time selecting his/her COLOUR CODED ball

2) Finds ball, picks it up, and takes time to find the right spot on the approach to stand on, even though you are already preparing to approach

3) Takes his/her time to aim and compose his/her shot

4) Struts all the way up to the foul line, swing extremely high, steps over the foul line, and release the ball, causing it to soar 2m into the air

5) Ball goes straight into the gutter, but still waits at the foul line with hands still up in the air, posing

6) Once the ball gets into the pin deck, waits till the sweeper comes down, then turn around, walk into your lane and back to his/her ball rack

7) Waits at the ball rack for his/her ball to return, rendering you unable to bowl in the meantime

8) Repeat whole procedure again while his/her friends/family scream, shout and generally make a niusence of themselves whenever you hit so much as a single pin

PLEASE.. i repeat PLEASE.. if any of you are guilty of such behavior, let others who are already on the approach bowl first, THEN bowl.. and when you bowl, DO NOT.. DO NOT TAKE YOUR OWN BLOODY SWEET TIME!! and when you're not bowling, STHU!!!!!! others need to concentrate!!

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